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Children born naked must be swaddled immediately to prevent their new-baby smell from wafting out windows and attracting feral Peter Pans. Seal in your offspring's freshness with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of furniture and accessories at The Baby Depot.

The expansive showroom at The Baby Depot is stocked with accessories for newborns and fully toddling tots. A knowledgeable staff member can help overwhelmed child-rearers navigate through the collection, which includes necessities such as cribs, strollers, and children's beds along with smaller treasures such as toys and decorative trinkets. Babes can dodge UV rays and paparazzi flashbulbs with a Baby Banz bucket hat ($14.99) or suit up for a pearl dive with the Baby Banz swimsuit ($45). Parents may take a natural approach to child-rearing without the expense of wolf nannies with The Baby Depot's selection of organic products, including bamboo nursing pillow covers ($28) and bamboo nap bags ($44.99).